OMG WHATS GOINGI ON IM LAUGHING SO HARD
mmmmMMMMMMMMAAAPPLLLLLEE SUUUUuuuUUuuu tORRRYYY
my fucking stomach
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it
Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know.
damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.
YESTERDAY EVENING I WAS WONDERING WHY REMUS LOVED CHOCOLATE SO MUCH WHEN I REALISED
CHOCOLATE IS POISONOUS FOR DOGS
WHAT IF YOUNG REMUS STARTED LOVING CHOCOLATE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT KILLED THE WOLF PART OF HIM
just once I want a Lupin headcanon that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire
Caño Cristales is a Colombian river located in the Serrania de la Macarena province of Meta. The river is commonly called “The River of Five Colors” or “The Liquid Rainbow”, and is even referred to as the most beautiful river in the world due to its striking colors.
ZEE ASKS NON-AMERICANS TO FILL OUT A MAP OF THE USA ON THE 4TH OF JULY (part 1)
YOU ALL KNOW TEXAS. I DONT KNOW WHY THATS FUNNY, BUT IT IS.
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt